Skip to main content

school teacher 

One who has a calling to work at a school teaching kids when they know full well it's a thankless, time-consuming, low-paying job, but they do it anyway because the pull is so strong they must teach.
One who teaches so as to get summers off.
Friend with a corporate job: Why on earth would you be a school teacher when you could make so much more working at your brother's law firm?
Me: I have to, it's my calling. At least being a school teacher gives me summers off!
Words you can keep

school teacher legs 

a person with twisted, slanted legs and walks slightly tilted sideways
friend #1: girl look at her, she got them school teacher legs, walkin like she got a damn bird in her pants

friend #2: girl I know you lyin', Isn't that the hoe who was messin' with my man!
school teacher legs by mr. meowgi January 8, 2021

middle school teacher 

Unfortunate adults who spend eight hours a day with sullen adolescents in hormonal overdrive, typically on the verge of a nervous breakdown but committed to their job because the vacations are soooooo great.
"He must be a middle school teacher; check out the twitch."

"What do you do?"
"I teach middle school."
"Oh, I'm so sorry."

angry school teacher 

Where you are messing around in class and the teacher proceeds to give you a blow job
Last lesson my tecacher became an angry school teacher

Sunday School Teacher

When a female companion sticks any appendage or foreign object into a man's butthole when he's not expecting it. When he decides he likes it and does not run out of the room screaming, it is then referred to as a, "Sunday School Teacher"
Keith had a crazy night last night he was making out with this sunday school teacher and she reached around and gave him a Sunday School Teacher, he felt weird at first, but then decided he liked it so he let her continue to violate him. In the morning she kicked his sore ass out because she had to teach Sunday School, but she called him in the cab to ask if he had a good time...he blushed and said, "Yes".

Sunday School Teacher

When a female companion sticks any appendage or foreign object into a man's butthole when he's not expecting it. When he decides he likes it and does not run out of the room screaming, it is then referred to as a, "Sunday School Teacher"
Keith had a crazy night last night he was making out with this sunday school teacher and she reached around and gave him a Sunday School Teacher, he felt weird at first, but then decided he liked it so he let her continue to violate him. In the morning she kicked his sore ass out because she had to teach Sunday School, but she called him in the cab to ask if he had a good time...he blushed and said, "Yes".
Sunday School Teacher by Aaron Neff February 23, 2009

High school shop teacher 

By far the most power person in any high school. Who does the principal go to when he can't solve a problem? The school shop teacher, that's who.
Often seen driving the bitchin'est car (or Harley) in the school parking lot, and the only teacher who gains more respect from the students, the more crazy and weird he acts. In fact it's a job prerequisite to say and do things that make the students say, "what the fuck did he just say/do?".
The power of the shop teacher even extends outside of school and into the community as he conducts his normal activities. For example, parking his vehicle anywhere, anytime, is always allowed as long as the, "It's OK, I'm a shop teacher!" sign is hanging in his windshield.
When I grow up, I want to be a shop teacher.

Not even Chuck Norris could beat his high school shop teacher in a fight.
More from Urban Dictionary

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
Next