Cool as a school bus fire

A facetious phrase used to explain how uncool a situation really is...

"Hey man, did you hear that Joe got arrested last night?"

"Yeah, that's about as cool as a school bus fire!"

by 1quickcoupe October 25, 2016

school fire

When you light a match and blow it out then hit someone in the face and they fly across the room

sry didnt see you there school fire

by The killer 1266 November 14, 2019