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scholartastic 

A word combining scholar and fantastic. This word can be used to describe something great, while still maintaining a professional, scholarly tone.
Wow! This assignment is scholartastic!
scholartastic by Queenie Matthew September 27, 2021

Schlägmän 

The german version of "deez". The poente is "Schlägmäni aia", which means "suck my balls", which is closely related to "suck deez nuts"
me: "You know Schlägmän?"
you: "no, whos Schlägmän?"
me: "Schlägmäni aia!"
Schlägmän by Schlägmän420 February 9, 2022

Scholarbate

The act of masturbation for study related purposes. Also known as "studybate."
"Man, I really need to scholarbate, otherwise I don't know if I'm going to be able to get this paper done."
Scholarbate by Head Fones May 10, 2009

Schlägmän 

A Schlägmän is the german version of deez. Deez nuts, schlägmän nuts. This is how it works.
You look very Schlägmän today.
Schlägmän by harald lesch February 10, 2022

schlakman 

a midget or dwarf with a large nose. Enjoys having a toss and taking food home from restaurants. Often found in parts of mississippi or south florida.
Schlakman went to Toojays for lunch and had a toss in the bathroom. He returned home with a half eaten nova platter.
schlakman by Isaac Koppel January 2, 2010
Yoga pants are nice. I really enjoy how schlarmans squeale when something spooks it. Mushrooms are good. Schlarmans have mushroom shaped hair. RAWR. - ----sound of a wild schlarman. If you look a schlarman straight in the eyes it will get a boner. Leah smith did it. Schlarmans are white but also Mexican. Prefers getting rim more than giving it. Likes when Leah bites the small furry bum hair brissles. RAWR says the schlarman.
Schlarman- "Hasta Luego"

Grobe- "Chow"
(Schlarman leaves car)

Grobe (honks horn)

Schlarman- RAWR

Grobe- SCHLARMAN

Schlarman- GROBE

Grobe- ROAR
schlarman by Schwag13 January 11, 2018
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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