Scholarbate

The act of masturbation for study related purposes. Also known as "studybate."

"Man, I really need to scholarbate, otherwise I don't know if I'm going to be able to get this paper done."

by Head Fones May 10, 2009

SCHOLARAGE

A general dislike and contempt for students and indeed any individual who appears to commit any period of time to any dicipline linked to learning, improvement through education and study.

My scholarage is primarily directed towards the joyless slack faced media students of 4B

by zebraboy777 September 9, 2010