Scholarman

You are a scholar and a gentleman.

You are drunk and you say scholarman instead.

by Kuehlstein January 2, 2018

scholartastic

A word combining scholar and fantastic. This word can be used to describe something great, while still maintaining a professional, scholarly tone.

Wow! This assignment is scholartastic!

by Queenie Matthew September 27, 2021

Schlägmän

The german version of "deez". The poente is "Schlägmäni aia", which means "suck my balls", which is closely related to "suck deez nuts"

me: "You know Schlägmän?"
you: "no, whos Schlägmän?"
me: "Schlägmäni aia!"

by Schlägmän420 February 9, 2022

Scholarbate

The act of masturbation for study related purposes. Also known as "studybate."

"Man, I really need to scholarbate, otherwise I don't know if I'm going to be able to get this paper done."

by Head Fones May 10, 2009

Schlägmän

A Schlägmän is the german version of deez. Deez nuts, schlägmän nuts. This is how it works.

You look very Schlägmän today.

by harald lesch February 10, 2022

schlakman

a midget or dwarf with a large nose. Enjoys having a toss and taking food home from restaurants. Often found in parts of mississippi or south florida.

Schlakman went to Toojays for lunch and had a toss in the bathroom. He returned home with a half eaten nova platter.

by Isaac Koppel January 2, 2010

schlarman

Yoga pants are nice. I really enjoy how schlarmans squeale when something spooks it. Mushrooms are good. Schlarmans have mushroom shaped hair. RAWR. - ----sound of a wild schlarman. If you look a schlarman straight in the eyes it will get a boner. Leah smith did it. Schlarmans are white but also Mexican. Prefers getting rim more than giving it. Likes when Leah bites the small furry bum hair brissles. RAWR says the schlarman.

Schlarman- "Hasta Luego"

Grobe- "Chow"
(Schlarman leaves car)

Grobe (honks horn)

Schlarman- RAWR

Grobe- SCHLARMAN

Schlarman- GROBE

Grobe- ROAR

by Schwag13 January 11, 2018