When you pull a girl in a shōffel (piece of clothing).
This girl is some new girl that you've pulled and isn't a fwb or a gf the girl has to be new and you have to ahs her to achieve the title of having a schōffel smash
Yea yea g my man's just had a schōffel smash
by Schōffel smash lord March 4, 2019
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