He schnupfs all your snuff tobaco grenzenlos. He nimms si halt de zeit to teach you how to produce a bries. The most important question is if he has a wife, his answer: Na! Na! Desweng schnupf i dass i koane griag
Moreover he is the reason for the Briesentum, he gave Brieses the 10 Bries Gebote and monitors us all from Lohberg (the parabries)
When you die you rest in bries and your soul will go to Xare's where you will schnupf grenzenlos forever
"Warum na scho wieda a grenzenlose?" - "es is brieszember"
"Da dads mi etz glei a so reissn"
"Bou schnupf"
"Tobakbladla, Tobakscherm"
"Xaver Multerer, auch bekannt als Schnupfer Xare"
Shitting, napping, and masturbating. The act of performing the 3 tasks in succession, without standing up and usually at work to pass time and or boredom.
You: How the hell are you busy all day at work?
Me: Well you have to factor in my break and since I can watch porn on it I usually go downstairs and schnapsterbate for about 30 minutes. 3 birds w/ 1 stone I call it multitasking!
Well, you know when you're drunk and you send the text that you never should send...or worst the picture...it can be also someone who took a picture of you when you're drunk and posted it.
That is a Schnapschat instant !
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.