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the process where by an uncircumsized male engulfs the head of a curcumsized males penis with the tip of his own
matty is schnooding with shawn
schnood by Mattybeez January 31, 2009
When someone has a huge zit on the end of his nose.
Look at the schnood on that guy, It can explode at anytime!

That schnood makes you look like Rudolph.
Schnood by SmackTalkin 101 November 29, 2017

Schmoodled

Snaptrap: That's schmoodled for 370 points!
Larry: That's not a word, use it in a sentence!
*blasts Larry*
Snaptrap: There, I schmoodled Larry!
Schmoodled by Shamezinator April 20, 2011

Schnookie 

An affectionate, usually private term of endearment, or pet name, for a significant other which describes them as being cuddly, warm, cute, and loveable.
"I love you so much Schnookie!"
Schnookie by amadhatter March 13, 2009
1. The word used when describing the feeling of drugs such as marijuana, LSD, psilocybin, MDMA, etc.

2. A word that can be used interchangeably with “good” in any sentence.

3. Slang word for “what’s good”.
This acid and kush got me feeling real schgood!

Schgood buddy, how’s your day going?
Schgood by SchgoodBuddySchgood December 19, 2019

schnoogling 

Intently interacting with your mobile device to the exclusion of the entire world around you.
"Stop schnoogling on your smart phone and help me make dinner".
schnoogling by hystericblue42 January 2, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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