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Underqualified Schnauzer 

A very politically correct way of saying somebody is a complete idiot.

This first appeared in a randomly generated name in the leaderboard of an undisclosed cyber security start-up company in Australia
My god. Do you know the CEO of that start-up? He/She is totally an Underqualified Schnauzer.

Schnauzer 

A type of dog which is notable for it's prominent beard and eyebrows.

The Schnauzer is a German breed, and there are miniature, standard and giant variations.

Colours include:

Black, Silver, and 'Salt and Pepper' (variety of grey), Salt and Pepper being the most common.

Miniature Schnauzers are usually family pets and are classed as terriers in the United States. They were originally bred as ratters.

Standard Schnauzers are also family pets.

Giant Schnauzers are often used as police dogs. A Giant Schnauzer reached the finals in the 2004 British Dog Show, Crufts, in the Working Dog Category.
The new police dog was a giant schnauzer.

Miniature Schnauzers were bred as ratters.
Schnauzer by Gunther August 31, 2004

Trouser Schnauzer 

Another word for the male genetalia. Man's loyal friend that sniffs out adventure in ladies' pants.
Guy: Can't find a seat? You can sit on my lap.

Girl: No thanks. I don't want to risk making your trouser schnauzer frisky.
Trouser Schnauzer by SexRobot July 26, 2010

Schaudenfreude 

The act of gaining enjoyment from another person's misery.
Dude! Slow down, let me rubber neck that fatality car accident and catch me some Schaudenfreude.
Schaudenfreude by Roland819 November 23, 2006

Schnaufeln 

A word germans use to describe a state of weather between snow and sleet.
German: Oh nein, it‘s schnaufeln again! I don‘t like zis!

Foreigner: Wtf is schnaufeln?!

German: It ist hurting ze head and is wet! Ze worst type of rain! Gib rainshield!
Schnaufeln by Hehasthehighground March 16, 2021

schnauzeristic tendencies 

Behaving like a schnauzer, dumb and stupid.

Derived from the behavior of people owning schnauzers.
Damn, Emilio really has some schnauzeristic tendencies!"
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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