Schnauzer 

A type of dog which is notable for it's prominent beard and eyebrows.

The Schnauzer is a German breed, and there are miniature, standard and giant variations.

Colours include:

Black, Silver, and 'Salt and Pepper' (variety of grey), Salt and Pepper being the most common.

Miniature Schnauzers are usually family pets and are classed as terriers in the United States. They were originally bred as ratters.

Standard Schnauzers are also family pets.

Giant Schnauzers are often used as police dogs. A Giant Schnauzer reached the finals in the 2004 British Dog Show, Crufts, in the Working Dog Category.

The new police dog was a giant schnauzer.

Miniature Schnauzers were bred as ratters.

Schnauzer by Gunther August 31, 2004

Schnauzer 

noun: Female genitalia, aka the vulva and surrounding hair.

Sarah sat on the kitchen floor trimming her schnauzer

Schnauzer by Liz Baker November 30, 2004

Schnauzer 

A man from other galaxy.

I was kidnapped by a Schnauzer!

Schnauzer by Carlos A. Olaya March 25, 2003

Schnauzer 

Niple Collector (NP).

I lost my boobies in a Niple Collector attack!

Schnauzer by Carlos A. Olaya March 25, 2003

Schnauzer 

The positive identification of dog shit on the bottom of your shoe by removing it and holding it up to your nose so close you can taste it.

“It smells like shit in here. Every one do a schnauzer.”

Schnauzer by Grounds Crew December 11, 2018

Schnauzer tail 

Small penis

I took his pants off all he was working with was a little schnauzer tail.

Schnauzer tail by AlyMac February 19, 2011

schnauzer fart 

When one is high, burps, and releases smoke.

Buuuurp, dude did you see that schnauzer fart!

schnauzer fart by Kyle Hollinger May 28, 2008