8 definitions by Impudicus
A premarital ritual in which a woman's virginity is tested by sleeping on white sheets. If there is blood on the sheets she gets a basket of apples, and will bury some of them. If there is no blood, then her finance must bloody the sheets by brute force and bury what was the soon to be wife.
You know love is in the air when you see a couple walking to the check out counter with new white sheets and a large axe for the Red Apple Ritual.
by Impudicus May 4, 2021
After consuming an excess of hot/spicy food the man or woman's ejaculate has enough capsaicin to burn in the manner you would expect from Satan's semen.
I ate so much Carolina reaper sauce I had a case of the Carolina Satan Semen and it was burning her eyes!
by Impudicus April 9, 2019
The accumulation and build up of gender specific excretions that over time leave a distinct layer of filth.
by Impudicus April 2, 2019
Oral sex done with a purpose in the likeness of a porpoise or other aquatic mammals. Often the result of whaling when performed by a larger than average mammal.
by Impudicus April 25, 2019
by Impudicus July 3, 2019
When someone insults you then immediately attempts to engage in intercourse (oral, anal, vaginal, or other) in order to not get slapped.
After calling me a beach wacker she knew it was time for some schmuckle fucks in order to not get the slap down.
by Impudicus March 23, 2021
A group dedicated to persuading, or eliciting a response from people by stimulating an opening of their body such as a nostril or the anus.
Often mistaken for aliens from outer space, the orifice people prodders would continues their relentless assault on the anuses of the the human race.
by Impudicus April 10, 2019