Definitions by Impudicus

Red Apple Ritual 

A premarital ritual in which a woman's virginity is tested by sleeping on white sheets. If there is blood on the sheets she gets a basket of apples, and will bury some of them. If there is no blood, then her finance must bloody the sheets by brute force and bury what was the soon to be wife.

You know love is in the air when you see a couple walking to the check out counter with new white sheets and a large axe for the Red Apple Ritual.

Red Apple Ritual by Impudicus May 4, 2021

Schmuckle Fucks 

When someone insults you then immediately attempts to engage in intercourse (oral, anal, vaginal, or other) in order to not get slapped.

After calling me a beach wacker she knew it was time for some schmuckle fucks in order to not get the slap down.

Schmuckle Fucks by Impudicus March 23, 2021

Fish Womb 

The internal portion of the fupa, Used for extra storage such as luggage or other house hold items. It can also be a perfect environment for fish hatchery for certain species of fish do to its consistent temperature and high moisture levels.

That chick is so fat she doesn't have room for a front room but rather you can fit in her fish womb.

Fish Womb by Impudicus March 10, 2021

Beach Whacker 

Homeless Meth user living on the beach who gives sandy hand jobs under the dock for $5

Josephs hands were smooth as a baby from all the years as a professional Beach Whacker.

Beach Whacker by Impudicus July 3, 2019

Sorca 

Oral sex done with a purpose in the likeness of a porpoise or other aquatic mammals. Often the result of whaling when performed by a larger than average mammal.

She went full sorca on me leaving an influx of gender grime upon my genitals.

Sorca by Impudicus April 25, 2019

orifice people prodders

A group dedicated to persuading, or eliciting a response from people by stimulating an opening of their body such as a nostril or the anus.

Often mistaken for aliens from outer space, the orifice people prodders would continues their relentless assault on the anuses of the the human race.

orifice people prodders by Impudicus April 10, 2019

carolina satan semen 

After consuming an excess of hot/spicy food the man or woman's ejaculate has enough capsaicin to burn in the manner you would expect from Satan's semen.

I ate so much Carolina reaper sauce I had a case of the Carolina Satan Semen and it was burning her eyes!

carolina satan semen by Impudicus April 9, 2019