kdawg's definitions

double commando

female: to wear neither panties nor bra

After swimteam practice, im going double commando because i dont have any undergarments with me.

by kdawg June 7, 2003

vexy

very sexy

I thought of very and sexy and combined the two together, and that translated to vexy.

1. Yo, that chick was so vexy. I want to do her.

2. That vexy chick, she's da bomb!

by Kdawg January 31, 2005

chip the keeper

a term commonly used in soccer, this term also refers to an underground sexual fetish that is one of many to employ varying degrees/types of sexual acts involving snack food (Doritos, Fritos, etc.), the most popular of which - in this particular ftish act - are "Lay's Rippled Potato Chips." Often, a "Chip Fetishist" - or Chipisht, as they call themselves - will crumble Lay's Potato Chip products over the body of one's lover and the two people will proceed to rub their bodies together until their skin reaches an optimal oily texture. The secreted scent of the Lay's Potato Chip is considered an aphrodisiac by Chipishts. This particular action is called 'chipping the keeper.'

Tonight, babe, we should chip the keeper. You bring the Lay's, I'll bring the dip.

by kdawg April 10, 2003

road rules

A show on mtv, on which they pick a group of people to travel an area of the world together and complete missions

The new season of road rules is on crack

by kdawg July 9, 2003

Good Morning

The king of oxymorons. Good mornings don't exist to many citizens of the world. EVER.

Steve: "Good morning, Chuck."
Chuck: "Fuck you."

by KDAWG April 15, 2005

80D

a different way to say A.D.D. (Attention Deficit Disorder)

"Hey! (do) You ever think UMITE HaB 80D?"

by KDAWG April 15, 2005

MAFAC

the ultimate vintage bicycle brake company, which made cantilever brakes such as the Cyclo-Tandem, Jacky, Criterium, Driver, and gangster ish!

I thought of this because I own a set of this ish! Puttin' them on my MTB Tandem or just MTB. Love them.

Dude, give me back my MAFAC brakes. If you don't, I'll do your chick.

Dude, you dodn't know a thing about MAFAC.

by Kdawg January 31, 2005