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schmoink

A multipurpose word, usually used in verb form. Rather like the way the term "smurf" is used in the cartoon.
I schmoinked him in the head.
by Amanda Jo February 23, 2005
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Schmoing

When you kiss and you miss.
Last time we schmoinged by accident.
by Neobot October 27, 2005
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Schminky

Smelly and stinky. An adjective to describe an utterly repulsive smell/person/thing
Those public toilets were so schminky
I'm not going near her again - she's so schminky
Come on you schminky schmoo
by schmeggy September 4, 2020
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Schmonkey

A cross between a schmuck and a monkey.
That cop was acting like a real schmonkey, shouting, jumping around and flailing his arms.
by 202101 December 24, 2010
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schoink

ever wanna call someone a dumbass without calling them a dumbass? schoink is another word for dumbass! not many people will know what it means so you’re safe
peter: for crying out loud, stop being a schoink!
rebecca: a schoink?
by imnotella April 9, 2021
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Schminkle

That girl in a bikini has a sexy little schminkle.
by zugale November 4, 2018
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Schmoinger

Someone who schmoings more often than they don't.
Girl: Lmao, my boyfriend is such a schmoinger... Every time he tries to kiss me he gets my nose xD. But it's sweet.
by Nightsprite November 21, 2005
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