A Schmeddy is a very good friend, your bestest friend maybe, a bestie, one that causes you to laugh so hard you cry and/or pee your pants when your together or on the phone. A friend that’s like your sister or brother from another mother.

I had such a great time with my schmeddy! I can always count on my schmeddy! Me and schmeddy laughed our asses off all night!

Schmeddy by Michele19 October 1, 2018

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schmevulon

Described as vast and ever expanding, the word schmevulon encompasses all earthly and spiritual beings. Schmevulon is a way of life; accepting the inevitability of ourselves having no control of the universe, and going about our daily lives not focused on the bleak future.

just be chill... the schmevulon consumes bro

schmevulon by Declan C. January 20, 2019

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Scheveningen

Scheveningen is a city in The Netherlands.

The Dutch try to get American tourists to say it for their own pleasure and laughs. They can't. You have to have the "schhuuchhh" in your throat (like a bug is in there). Don't try because you'll practice for a long time and get nowhere. I tried.

Dutch Boy: Say "Scheveningen"

American Girl: Shev-en-innngeeen? Shabahahabla?

Dutch Boy: Hahaha

American Girl: What did I say?

Dutch Boy: Scheveningen; it's a city. American's and German's can't say it.

Scheveningen by leighja May 27, 2009

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Schmebar

Suck my dick.

Woman: What do you want to do tonight?
Man: After your done in the kitchen, you should schmebar.

Schmebar by Anonymous2001 September 26, 2010

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