schmargun 

person who is generally a douche bag doesnt know how to do much on his own but loves telling people what to do,extremely inconsiderate and will steal fom you while belittleing you if he owes he wont pay basically a rat bastard

guy 1: man ive been busting my ass for 2 weeks and when it was pay day that assclown russel made up an excuse to not pay he does this every pay day
guy2: what a schmargun ass nigga

schmargun by yeahyeahyeah1 June 23, 2010

shmargum 

(n.) Someone who is devoid of any kind of common sense, spends his or her entire day doing nothing, and yet when it is all said and done scores higher than you on your physics exam (or DLD project).
(v.) To waste an excessive amount of time, thereby pissing your friends off.
(adj.) Lacking any trace of common sense whatsoever.

n. I don't understand how shmargum hasn't failed out of college yet.

v. Stop shmargumming around and clean the kitchen.

adj. That was a really shmargum move you pulled in class, bro.

shmargum by shmargum_here March 9, 2009

Scharounism 

A disease where you have to be the best at one video game.

JJ was diagnosed with Scharounism when he told Chad that he would never be as good as him in the Gears of War 3 beta.

Scharounism by Anonymoussssssserewer May 30, 2011

scargunt 

When a woman has a c-section, she is left with a scargunt.

In order to keep her gash tight, she had a c-section, but now she has a scargunt. Why I gotta see the scargunt on the beach?

scargunt by -HEF- October 23, 2008

schmagnum 

The thin, gummy film that forms on geletin (Jello) after sitting in the refrigerator for several days.

They knew the geletin was old because of the schmagnum.

schmagnum by zantern July 2, 2005

Schmagu

the first person you meet after receiving a lung full of smoke. schmagu can be a person, idea, or apparition.

"wait. ma-who?"
"ohhhh, schmagu."

"wow, thats a real nice 'schmahogany' dresser you have."

Schmagu by T NUG$ June 30, 2008

Schmarandieren 

"Schmarandieren" is a German slang term meaning "to be on the verge of circulatory collapse due to excessive drug abuse." It‘s the longer and more meaningful version of the word „Schmarandern“, which basically means the same.

The word is used, as one might first suspect, not to draw attention to a medical emergency, but either to tell one's circle of friends how fucking high one is or as a question to make sure that the person in question is equally unearthly high. When someone is "am Schmarandieren“, respect is usually given in the form of an astonished laugh that would otherwise only be given as if you had just witnessed your own grandma doing 5 flic-flacs.

Ey Jerry, bist du grade arg am schmarandieren?

(Hey Jerry, are you hardly „am Schmarandieren“ right now?)

Boah jungs, ich bin grade so am Schmarandern.
(Oh boys, i am very „am Schmarandieren“ right now.)

Auf ner skala von 1-10 wie arg bist du am schmarandieren?
(On a scale from 1-10 how hardly are you „am schmarandieren“ right now?)

Schmarandieren by Crecki76 November 12, 2022