by -hef- November 10, 2009
Get the appleteeny mug.When you have to crap, but can't get to a bathroom and you stand perfectly still, clenching. Then your body shakes briefly like you were standing in 20 below weather.
I had to dump at the concert but I didn't want to miss "Hammer Smashed Face", so I held it in and got a shit chill.
by -hef- September 18, 2009
Get the shit chill mug.for her: the date on which you had your first date, or the day on which you were married.
for him: the date on which she... first blew you, fucked you, gave you a handjob, let you go brown, let you earn your red wings, swallowed your gob for the first time, let you go ass to mouth, kissed another hot chick in front of you, gave you a bloagie, or gave you a blumpkin.
for him: the date on which she... first blew you, fucked you, gave you a handjob, let you go brown, let you earn your red wings, swallowed your gob for the first time, let you go ass to mouth, kissed another hot chick in front of you, gave you a bloagie, or gave you a blumpkin.
by -hef- September 16, 2009
Get the anniversary mug.My wife keeps a lock on the ball jar to keep me in line.
My wife always keeps a lock on the ball jar, but opens up the dick jar once a year so we can have sex.
My wife always keeps a lock on the ball jar, but opens up the dick jar once a year so we can have sex.
by -hef- September 16, 2009
Get the ball jar mug.When a man and woman are naked, they are both standing up, the woman has her thighs together, and the guy fucks the gap at the top of her thighs just below her snizz. It works facing each other, or the guy behind.
by -hef- September 16, 2009
Get the gap fuck mug.by -HEF- December 19, 2008
Get the gurgilla mug.I was sitting on the couch and used a pillow as a gut cover.
I untuck my shirt in the front so as to make people think it's just an untucked shirt and not all gut.
I wear a t-shirt in the pool as a gut cover.
Women are lucky because if they have large boobs, it pulls the shirt out beyond their gut, doing 2 things: 1) providing an effective gut cover and 2) providing a distraction to pull the eyes away from the gut cover to stare at the ample tittlery.
Sweaters that are ribbed at the waist provide an excellent gut cover.
All overweight male porn stars should quit. However, if they must work in porn, please always make them wear a t-shirt as a gut cover.
Women in porn who wear a garter belt as a gu(n)t cover... it doesn't work, we can still see that In-N-Out buger on your gunt. Especially with the arrival of HD porn.
Folding your arms over your belly while you are sitting down makes a terrible gut cover. Stop doing that.
I untuck my shirt in the front so as to make people think it's just an untucked shirt and not all gut.
I wear a t-shirt in the pool as a gut cover.
Women are lucky because if they have large boobs, it pulls the shirt out beyond their gut, doing 2 things: 1) providing an effective gut cover and 2) providing a distraction to pull the eyes away from the gut cover to stare at the ample tittlery.
Sweaters that are ribbed at the waist provide an excellent gut cover.
All overweight male porn stars should quit. However, if they must work in porn, please always make them wear a t-shirt as a gut cover.
Women in porn who wear a garter belt as a gu(n)t cover... it doesn't work, we can still see that In-N-Out buger on your gunt. Especially with the arrival of HD porn.
Folding your arms over your belly while you are sitting down makes a terrible gut cover. Stop doing that.
by -HEF- September 20, 2009
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