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schluuurp 

Hey! *schluuuurp*
schluuurp by lily May 23, 2004
Words you can keep
the sound you make when u succ my peepee
schlurp my peepee like its spaghetti
schlurp by PintoBean2003 October 29, 2019

schlurpy 

Inserting a straw into a woman's vagina and removing the vaginal fluids orally. Usually performed prior to intercourse.
Chris gave Sally a wicked schlurpy last night to improve his sexual pleasure.
schlurpy by Jarvis Nelson January 2, 2009
The sound a girl makes when she performs fellatio with gratuitous amounts of saliva in her mouth.
I was enjoying the schlurp until she started drooling on my thigh.
Schlurp by sports turtle November 24, 2010
German name of Lickitung, a Normal Pokémon that have a long tounge.
Gehen, Schlurp!
Schlurp by Px-Ingkeo September 2, 2016
Guy 1: I'm gonna get schlurped tonight.
Guy 2: Hell yea my nigga!
Schlurp by Koremba April 11, 2017

Schlurpee 

When somebody is thirsty, but ONLY for a 7-11 slurpee
Joshua was extremely SCHLURPEE so he made his way to his local 7-11 and purchased a large slurpee.
Schlurpee by Brooke Ham September 7, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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