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schlurp

the sound you make when u succ my peepee

schlurp my peepee like its spaghetti

schlurp by PintoBean2003 October 29, 2019

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schlurpy

Inserting a straw into a woman's vagina and removing the vaginal fluids orally. Usually performed prior to intercourse.

Chris gave Sally a wicked schlurpy last night to improve his sexual pleasure.

schlurpy by Jarvis Nelson January 2, 2009

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Schlurp

The sound a girl makes when she performs fellatio with gratuitous amounts of saliva in her mouth.

I was enjoying the schlurp until she started drooling on my thigh.

Schlurp by sports turtle November 24, 2010

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Schlurp

German name of Lickitung, a Normal Pokémon that have a long tounge.

Gehen, Schlurp!

Schlurp by Px-Ingkeo September 2, 2016

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Schlurp

Receiving or giving oral sex.

Guy 1: I'm gonna get schlurped tonight.
Guy 2: Hell yea my nigga!

Schlurp by Koremba April 11, 2017

Schlurpee

When somebody is thirsty, but ONLY for a 7-11 slurpee

Joshua was extremely SCHLURPEE so he made his way to his local 7-11 and purchased a large slurpee.

Schlurpee by Brooke Ham September 7, 2010

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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