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v. To eat out a girl's asshole while she is taking a shit.

The term originated in the burbs of Philly when a young boul with the last name of Schlupp ate out his main bitch. And to his bewilderment, she took a shit on his face.
Joey: "Damn, I lost a bet with Jessica last night and I had to eat out her asshole."

Tom: "That's not that bad dood. Jessica's bangin.."

Joey: "U ever hear of a schlupp?"

Tom: "Uhm niz dood..."

Joey: "She made me eat her out while she was takin dookie."

Tom "Holy shit.. that's y u keep that bitch in the damn kitchen"
Schlupp by TommyBroHAMa November 19, 2011
Words you can keep
schlupp is an amazing sexy guy that has the biggest cock ever i think its arounf 15 inches and has a huge booty
look at that schlupp
Related Words
To schlupp is to suck on one singular fanny lip
I schlupped on Paul's mom. She thought it was a tad odd but overall she enjoyed the experience
Schlupp by Schlupper April 5, 2019

Schuppisser 

Swiss last name. THE DANKEST
Girl: Hey is that guy over there a Schuppisser?

Guy: Yea he's so sick!
Schuppisser by Spikey C March 9, 2009

Schloppy 

(N, ADJ, V)- A universal term that is properly pronounced in a high pitched nasally voice. It can be used as a greeting and is generally applicable in most settings. It is commonly implemented when individuals try to cheat, steal, or are overly promiscuous. The term can also be used in substitutionary means of any rhyming equivalent (Alliteration is best): ie. "Stop, Schlopp, and Roll"
Origins: The term began as the name of a Super Smash Bros character that always lost every game in memeable fashion. Later in its history, the word soared in popularity in the town of Walnutport PA where it was used as a Snapchat caption over a selfie with the distortion filter.
Synonyms: Greasy, Slippery, Shady
"David is trying to schlopp those people into believing pierogies are not commonly served in restaurants."
"I accidentally schlopped Keelea with her 15lb weighted blanket last night."
"Did you know the Algonquins are the ancient ancestors to schloppy."
"Doris is significantly schloppier than Theresa in every conceivable way."
"Austin Grey II: Schlopping down the Slopes is my favorite movie."

Schlopped 

To be extremely intoxicated on an intoxicant. (Such as the mixture of alcohol and marijuana together.)
" Yo man I was so schlopped last night I could barely walk."
Schlopped by googoobear October 12, 2008

Schlumpadumpf 

Schlumpadumpf - noun - the state your boy is in when he’s wasted as fuck and laying on the floor and making absolutely no sense. May also be used to refer to the individual himself.
“Yo what’s the move fam
“I’m schlumpadumpf”
Schlumpadumpf by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 2, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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