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One second guys, I gotta drain my schlumbie.

schlumbie by Harvey milk July 3, 2021

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Schlube

A term of infinite meanings used in absence of a verb or noun

1) what the schlube ?!
2) hey schlube

Schlube by FRANKIE THE SCHLUBE January 22, 2018

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schlemiel

a habitual bungler, a klutz

A schlimazel's toast always falls butter-side down. A schlemiel always drops the knife.

schlemiel by mandingoe September 24, 2004

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schlumberdoodle

Someone who is impotent, and is unable to attain and maintain an erection.

My penis doesn't work anymore, it just sits there like a lazy, limp slug. I'm a complete schlumberdoodle.

schlumberdoodle by NonSequitur January 27, 2009

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schlemiel

A person so inept even inanimate objects pick on them.

Don't let that schlemiel touch anything. If it doesn't break he will hurt himself or both.

schlemiel by Frank Lisa August 8, 2006

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schwubbies

another word for your insane friends who live their life in shambles. It also can be another word for quarters.

"Hey we have to put more money in the parking meter."
"Already??"
"Yeah, go dive in that fountain and fish out some more schwubbies."

"After they trashed the house with pizza and bottles of rum runners, my schwubbies ripped apart a rug and threw it over a power line at 4 in the morning."

schwubbies by ccd March 29, 2008

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Schlumped

When someone is so fucked up from a variety of drugs that they become immobile or it becomes extremely difficult to move.

Yo that nigga schlumped off the oxys and that Killa kush bro.

Schlumped by bootyhunter9686 October 13, 2016

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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