schlumbie

A penis

One second guys, I gotta drain my schlumbie.

by Harvey milk July 3, 2021

Schlube

A term of infinite meanings used in absence of a verb or noun

1) what the schlube ?!
2) hey schlube

by FRANKIE THE SCHLUBE January 22, 2018

schlemiel

a habitual bungler, a klutz

A schlimazel's toast always falls butter-side down. A schlemiel always drops the knife.

by mandingoe September 24, 2004

schlumberdoodle

Someone who is impotent, and is unable to attain and maintain an erection.

My penis doesn't work anymore, it just sits there like a lazy, limp slug. I'm a complete schlumberdoodle.

by NonSequitur January 27, 2009

schlemiel

A person so inept even inanimate objects pick on them.

Don't let that schlemiel touch anything. If it doesn't break he will hurt himself or both.

by Frank Lisa August 8, 2006

schwubbies

another word for your insane friends who live their life in shambles. It also can be another word for quarters.

"Hey we have to put more money in the parking meter."
"Already??"
"Yeah, go dive in that fountain and fish out some more schwubbies."

"After they trashed the house with pizza and bottles of rum runners, my schwubbies ripped apart a rug and threw it over a power line at 4 in the morning."

by ccd March 29, 2008

Schlumped

When someone is so fucked up from a variety of drugs that they become immobile or it becomes extremely difficult to move.

Yo that nigga schlumped off the oxys and that Killa kush bro.

by bootyhunter9686 October 13, 2016