schlum 

A mixture of a man and womans love juice that spills out of her afterwards and resembles a chunk on the sheets,or on the table if you are adventerous :)

*woman asks man in the shower* did you see the size of that schlum on the sheets?

schlum by marpy bo blarpy August 18, 2004

schlum 

a dishonest son of a bitch...or, just a bitch!

He/she is a schlum, no pun intended.

schlum by blah1234blah1234blah1234 January 16, 2009

Schlum 

Schlumverb.A thing that you can do that represents a sexual act.

Did you schlum with her last night?

Schlum by Justin Hanes May 15, 2006

schlemazel 

A perpetually unlucky person. A person who's often a victim of something bad. From Yiddish.

A "schlemiel" is the guy most likely to spill the wine at dinner.
A "schlemazel" is the guy most likely to have the wine spilled on him.
And the "nudnick" is the guy most likely to ask (in a nasal voice), "Gee, what kind of wine was that anyhow?"

schlemazel by Osama_Bin Login January 12, 2014

Schlime 

A combination of the words 'Schlatt' and 'Slime'. This is the word that you use when addressing only the closest homies.

"Ay what's up Schlime, you ready to go buss in the subbys?"

Schlime by Logan Paul's Homosexual Uncle November 24, 2020

Schlube 

A term of infinite meanings used in absence of a verb or noun

1) what the schlube ?!
2) hey schlube

Schlube by FRANKIE THE SCHLUBE January 22, 2018

Schlam 

The act of having casual sex with another person

“Hey girl, do you want to schlam?”
“I schlammed Andrea In the work storeroom last night”

Schlam by Andre’ January 5, 2020