schloonk

Something icky, sticky and/or undesireable matter.

After a sexual encounter, Jane said to her lover:

''uh!!!! get that schloonk off my leg!!''

by UfaPapa007 August 29, 2014

schlonkied

Wasted out of your mind!

Last night I downed that fireball and took 12 shots of jager and I was fucking schlonkied

by Ky Fuckn Kidd January 24, 2014

schlook

Verb
schlook-ey -ed
To take a bong rip, usually a personal or snapper i.e. you must clear the bong via the down-stem to create the onomatopoeia.
noun -
"Schlook" can also refer to the small amount of marijuana that is placed in said bong

Hand me that piece homeskillet, I'm about to take a schlook.

by highonF4i February 7, 2008

Schloink

To squeeze through, pass by barely.

He said schloink, as he just barely made it through the closing door.

by MojPies August 11, 2010

SchloonBug

A Person Who Is Annoying & Tries To Act Cool & Thinks They Are Everyones Friend. This Person Is Also Oblivious To The Fact That Everyone Hates Them.

SchloonBug:Hey Man Whats Up, What You Do This Weekend?
Me:Shut Up You Fuckin Schloonbug.

by Z&J November 1, 2004

Schlonk

Another swedish word for penis :)

"Ohhh Look there, a sketa."
-"no"
"It's a twisted and rickrolled schlonk"

by Barre Jarre September 21, 2012

schloonbug

A person who acts as if they are cool and funny but is really a faggot at heart.

SchloonBug: Hey Why Is 6 Afraid Of 7, Because 7 Eight 9.
Me:Shut Up You Fuckin SchloonBug

by Zack & Justen October 29, 2004