schloonk 

Something icky, sticky and/or undesireable matter.

After a sexual encounter, Jane said to her lover:

''uh!!!! get that schloonk off my leg!!''

schloonk by UfaPapa007 August 29, 2014

schlonkied 

Wasted out of your mind!

Last night I downed that fireball and took 12 shots of jager and I was fucking schlonkied

schlonkied by Ky Fuckn Kidd January 24, 2014

schlook 

Verb
schlook-ey -ed
To take a bong rip, usually a personal or snapper i.e. you must clear the bong via the down-stem to create the onomatopoeia.
noun -
"Schlook" can also refer to the small amount of marijuana that is placed in said bong

Hand me that piece homeskillet, I'm about to take a schlook.

schlook by highonF4i February 7, 2008

Schloink 

To squeeze through, pass by barely.

He said schloink, as he just barely made it through the closing door.

Schloink by MojPies August 11, 2010

SchloonBug

A Person Who Is Annoying & Tries To Act Cool & Thinks They Are Everyones Friend. This Person Is Also Oblivious To The Fact That Everyone Hates Them.

SchloonBug:Hey Man Whats Up, What You Do This Weekend?
Me:Shut Up You Fuckin Schloonbug.

SchloonBug by Z&J November 1, 2004

Schlonk 

Another swedish word for penis :)

"Ohhh Look there, a sketa."
-"no"
"It's a twisted and rickrolled schlonk"

Schlonk by Barre Jarre September 21, 2012

schloonbug

A person who acts as if they are cool and funny but is really a faggot at heart.

SchloonBug: Hey Why Is 6 Afraid Of 7, Because 7 Eight 9.
Me:Shut Up You Fuckin SchloonBug

schloonbug by Zack & Justen October 29, 2004