UfaPapa007's definitions

schloonk

Something icky, sticky and/or undesireable matter.

After a sexual encounter, Jane said to her lover:

''uh!!!! get that schloonk off my leg!!''

by UfaPapa007 August 29, 2014

buzzer licker

~ A lesbian.
~ a woman who likes to perform oral sex on another female. A woman who likes to suck and lick clits (or the clitoris). A lesbian.

Dude, that chic at the bar was never going to fuck you man, she was definitely a buzzer licker.

by UfaPapa007 August 30, 2014

Boinker

Boinker ; a fart with some bounce to it.
Boinkered; past tense

OMG! What a fuck'n boinker dude!
Man, when she boinkered the whole bar ran outside!

by UfaPapa007 September 27, 2014