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Schlonky

He tore her pussy up with his big ol' schlonky.
by Christoph Cole February 25, 2009
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schlonky leg

When you hit a baby seat with your schlong but it looks like your leg hit it is called a schlonky leg.
Was that a schlonky leg?
by Turtlesnap sesamesnap November 21, 2017
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Wonky schlonky

Wonky schlonky is a act of kindness after being put in a complicated situation
This guy fucked my ass without my permission so i gave him a Wonky schlonky
by AnalThief May 8, 2021
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schlonkied

Last night I downed that fireball and took 12 shots of jager and I was fucking schlonkied
by Ky Fuckn Kidd January 24, 2014
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shlonky

A born loser. The word originates from and is comprised of the two words 'Shlong' and 'Donkey'.
Look at that shlonky wearing a button-down dress shirt with sweatpants.
by jeru411 October 12, 2005
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Shlim-Shlam Schlunky-Dunk

The act of caressing the inner butthole with the tip of one's tongue.
Oh, man.. that bitch gave me a Shlim-Shlam Schlunky-Dunk last night
by heffe.lowe October 8, 2017
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Schtonky

A Schtonky is when a penis is growing to about half mast in your pants and the bulge is slighly pertruding and clearly visible.
She is so Hot, She gave me a schtonky!!
by stoik n fries February 25, 2013
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