schlongpoofa

A car exhaust pipe which ken called a schlongpoofa in an episode of Barbie life in the dream house

Barbie: YOU GOT ME A GOLDEN SCHLONGPOOFA
Ken: yes I did

by Jellybean0807 June 8, 2019

schlompoofa

1) a car part
2) something you say when are “done” with a person, multiple people, and/or society.

I’m failing calculus, my boyfriend just broke up with me, and there will soon be a nuclear war. I’m so schlompoofa right now.

by yourfavoriteoprahhh May 28, 2018

Shlonpoofa

A shlonpoofa is the code name for a penis.

Quandale Dingle and Winkie Dinkie saw many shlonpoofas today.

by Fatoosie May 8, 2023

shlondpoofa

The bink bonk that goes on the back of the trink tronk and when you pressed the pazoom petal it makes trumpet noises as if you’ve eaten beans. Mostly known from Barbie. Thank Barbie for adding the one and only limited addition golden shlandpoofa to kens car.

Ken: Barbieee you forgot your shlondpoofa!!!!!

by Davi chi July 14, 2021

schlondpoofa

me.

I am a schlondpoofa
Hi schlondpoofa, I'm dad

by luna💜 June 18, 2021

Schlonpoofa

A derogatory term used against women. In modern day, it is as if they were a slave to all others who are whipped daily.

“You’re such a schlonpoofa.”

by Plowersjcu January 26, 2025