shlongdow

a shadow of a penis

Thats one big shlongdow.

by one big juicy guy December 28, 2025

Shlongboard

A short longboard

I like my longboard better than your shlongboard, it's to short

by Dude2010 February 17, 2010

Shlongkong

A shlong (penis) which is not only large in girth, but capeable of thinking on its own. Often shows up to the party unannounced...

It's on like shlongkong!

by Shlongkong November 5, 2010

Shlongmont

Referencing the city of Longmont, Colorado. The name "shlongmont" is derived from the fact that there are no single females left in that town. Just a bunch of shlongs everywhere.

"I'm extremely tempted to cheat on my girlfriend, so we better go out in shlongmont so I don't have to worry about girls being around."

"Screw that! I'm not going to shlongmont! I need to get laid!"

by Elwood money blues April 29, 2009

Schlongdonging

Lots of unnecessary sex in a movie that is over done, overly hyped or fake.

Fifty Shades of Grey had too much schlongdonging for me. I'd rather keep it real!

by TakeABite May 22, 2015

Shlonglor

James G Fraizer the 17th.
Pioneer in the gaming web site community. Spawned the "Nothing" page craze. Previously there were personal sites, and there were news sites but there weren't really sites that were about NOTHING that could be about anything + had cool links around the web.

I got smurfed by Shlonglor.

by GringSuperStar June 2, 2003

shlongboarder

A girl who enjoys longboarding almost as much as she enjoys riding a mans penis.

Thotiana is a real shlongboarder

by fiestainabox300 April 14, 2014