schlit

a schlit is the crack that a fat woman has on both her ass and in front of her waist.

Look at the schlit on that sea donkey, it goes from bellybutton to asshole!

by Denzilla February 7, 2005

Schlit

New age “party” term similar in meaning to lit, but excessively.

“Just got off work, let’s get Schlit!”
“I can’t get Schlit yet, Gunny just called me back to the Flightline”

by Chesty’s Future June 2, 2018

Schlitted

Originally coined by the massively successful Twitch Streamer CDNThe3rd, the word "Schlitted" is a derivative of "Lit" and is used to describe something and/or someone as overtly exciting and/or excellent in every manner possible.

"This Vegan restaurant is Schlitted"

by CHAINS4W February 15, 2021

holy schlit

having an abnormally huge penis, so big that you could effectively satisfy a prostitue that has 10 years of experience

Guy1: Did you find a good hooker?

Guy2: Yep, she was terrified when she saw my holy schlit

by k-rizzle32 January 21, 2010

Schlit

Schlit is gonig down on a girl and finding shit/faeces in her clit

"Have you showered, I better not find any schlit on your clit. Didn't taste good last time"

by Drok1 October 16, 2021

schlit

a derogatory saying for a lesbian with glasses and short, light brown hair.

Meg is such a schlit

by m.hoeh November 21, 2023