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a schlit is the crack that a fat woman has on both her ass and in front of her waist.
Look at the schlit on that sea donkey, it goes from bellybutton to asshole!
schlit by Denzilla February 7, 2005
Schlit is gonig down on a girl and finding shit/faeces in her clit
"Have you showered, I better not find any schlit on your clit. Didn't taste good last time"
Schlit by Drok1 October 16, 2021
a derogatory saying for a lesbian with glasses and short, light brown hair.
Meg is such a schlit
schlit by m.hoeh November 21, 2023

holy schlit 

having an abnormally huge penis, so big that you could effectively satisfy a prostitue that has 10 years of experience
Guy1: Did you find a good hooker?

Guy2: Yep, she was terrified when she saw my holy schlit
holy schlit by k-rizzle32 January 21, 2010

Schlatt Coin 

A form of cryptocurrency sold by Jebadiah Schlatt - The value of a Schlatt coin only goes up over time.
Hey, want to buy a schlatt coin? It's only 20 diamonds!
Schlatt Coin by Enderfied July 1, 2019

schlatt walk 

(verb) to walk in minecraft rather than sprint as to not lose any hunger, coined by jschlatt of SMPlive fame, although he doesn't do it on purpose. he just doesn't know how to sprint. jschlatt this is a call out you just press shift it's not that hard
"when u see schlatt walkin" -someone, at some point
schlatt walk by coner eat pant July 17, 2019
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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