schlap schlop

the noise your balls make when banging off your partners arse. Note: faggots do not make this noise.

Excuse me madam, but can you hear the schlap-schlopping of my scrotum?

Sorry no, my hearing aid is switched off.

schlap schlop by Anonymous March 3, 2003

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vacuum seal double hand schlop schlop manuever

to give a really good shuck wilst stroking the cock extremely.

she used the vacuum seal double hand schlop schlop manuever

vacuum seal double hand schlop schlop manuever by AlabamianFootballPlayer June 4, 2018

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schlop schlop

when a lady puts your penis in her nose and fists your asshole making the sticky noise schlop schlop

Kathrine gave Jimbo a schlop schlop at recess

schlop schlop by pussyfrank August 10, 2019

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Thunder Schlap

The act of slapping yours or another person’s schlong against any part of the human body, which then results in the prominent yet classic schlap of the schlong sound; however the face and chin are usually the prime targets.

1: Jill and I were having that angry make up sex when I decided to give her a thunder schlap that would wake the neighbors.

2: My ex-girlfriend in college once invited me into her dorm room to have a threesome with her roommate Sarah. It was only then that I discovered she merely wanted to utilize my schlong as a double handed weapon for schlaping Sarah across her face.

3: Executing the thunder shclap is illegal in the state of Utah and or any other area in the USA that contains a large presence of Mormons. Failure to comply with this regulatory policy could lead to a fine of up to $250 and up to 6 months in the county jail.

Thunder Schlap by C.B. Radio March 9, 2010