schlaktus

a Schlaktus is a giant, humongous, or extremely large penis that cannot fit into a woman's vagina unless you slam it in there so hard that she will be yelling and screaming hours after finishing, and will be looser than a jar of mayonnaise

Damn, that schlaktus just doesn't fit!!!

schlaktus by John Tobin April 28, 2008

Schlampus 

a adjective used to describe something that is awesome to extensive amounts; it is a very high honor is to be considered this, as not many reach this level at anything.

Nate: "Yo im so glad we got high before getting drunk and going to the movies, my night got so much better!"
Hank: "Yea man it was totally Schlampus!"

Schlampus by MarkMorrisonMan July 7, 2009

schlatus 

A person dat sucks in many ways and gets assfcked all the fckin time.

comes from: Philipp>Pilatus>Schlatus
other forms: Ratus ; Fartus

"Yo man look at dat bitch, his small penis and missing balls make him look like the realest schlatus" Kayne West to P.Diddy

schlatus by sl1zem November 27, 2013

Schlakis 

Slang term for male genitalia.

Betty came over last night and immediately grabbed my schlakis.

Schlakis by ShooterMac October 23, 2017

schlangus

anything that is bad

Shove it up your schlangus

schlangus by samklaplun November 4, 2018

_schlattsplushie 

_schlattsplushie is a tiktoker i found on my fyp, they are mutuals with my mutuals and probably my next mutual.

_schlattsplushie is my favorite mutual!

_schlattsplushie by angelxpotion July 8, 2021

schlattsfootfungus 

A very famous TikToker who should marry QuackItysgf

Omg are you Schlattsfootfungus’s girlboss wife?!

schlattsfootfungus by Mr.Worldwide September 10, 2021