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a Schlaktus is a giant, humongous, or extremely large penis that cannot fit into a woman's vagina unless you slam it in there so hard that she will be yelling and screaming hours after finishing, and will be looser than a jar of mayonnaise
Damn, that schlaktus just doesn't fit!!!
schlaktus by John Tobin April 28, 2008

_schlattsplushie 

_schlattsplushie is a tiktoker i found on my fyp, they are mutuals with my mutuals and probably my next mutual.

schlattsfootfungus 

A very famous TikToker who should marry QuackItysgf
Omg are you Schlattsfootfungus’s girlboss wife?!
schlattsfootfungus by Mr.Worldwide September 10, 2021

schlattschops

Some tiktoker with a hyperfixation on a racist
"Have you heard of schlattschops on tiktok?"
"No, they sound racist"
"Ofc they are they're a schlatt stan"
"Understandable"
schlattschops by FrostyFernzz November 26, 2021

schlatts._rammie 

The hottest person alive, also really cool in general. Here we live schlatts._rammie / Atlas
schlatts._rammie is so hot.
schlatts._rammie is really cute i wanna kiss it.
schlatts._rammie by MothMyBeloved October 21, 2021

schlattsexual 

the sexuality for only liking the youtuber jschlatt
"did you hear that carson is schlattsexual?"
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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