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a Schlaktus is a giant, humongous, or extremely large penis that cannot fit into a woman's vagina unless you slam it in there so hard that she will be yelling and screaming hours after finishing, and will be looser than a jar of mayonnaise
Damn, that schlaktus just doesn't fit!!!
schlaktus by John Tobin April 28, 2008

_schlattsplushie 

_schlattsplushie is a tiktoker i found on my fyp, they are mutuals with my mutuals and probably my next mutual.

schlattsfootfungus 

A very famous TikToker who should marry QuackItysgf
Omg are you Schlattsfootfungus’s girlboss wife?!
schlattsfootfungus by Mr.Worldwide September 10, 2021

schlattschops

"Have you heard of schlattschops on tiktok?"
"No, they sound racist"
"Ofc they are they're a schlatt stan"
"Understandable"
schlattschops by FrostyFernzz November 26, 2021

schlatts._rammie 

The hottest person alive, also really cool in general. Here we live schlatts._rammie / Atlas
schlatts._rammie is so hot.
schlatts._rammie is really cute i wanna kiss it.

schlattsexual 

the sexuality for only liking the youtuber jschlatt
"did you hear that carson is schlattsexual?"