Schleem

A type of faerie which tends to hover near large industrial rolls of bubble wrap, furiously beating its wings in the hope that someone or some thing will approach and slowly wrap the faerie in bubble wrap while whispering sweet nothings into its ears.

You: "Brandon what the hell is that noise? It sounds like a chicken being tickled to death by a sawzall"
Brandon: "It's that damn schleem again, Uline sent us too much bubble wrap and we couldn't fit it all in the safe"

by plandemic_hoax August 05, 2020

Schleem

can be used as an adjective, verb, noun, etc.. meaning gross, sketchy, sick, cheezel, oddity, creepy, jorts ; it can mean a lot of things but you dont want to be called a schleem. originated from the word schlerm.

ew that was really schleemy.

im schleemin.

look at those schleems.

by livinitlaur September 30, 2008

Schleem

The Schleem ! (Noun)
SCHLEEMY! (Adjective or expression)

Caught Jerry schleemin for that comeback sauce Onmymomma!

SCHLEEMY!

by GinRummy27 February 23, 2022

Schleem

Verb
To ejaculate messily; to nut

After furiously fapping for hours, the coomer schleemed into the sock

by Entelechy April 22, 2022

Schleem

This word will often appear in past-tense, i.e. Schleem'd

1. The act of completely and utterly destroying or laying a waste to a something, usually a person.

2. To overtake, or in any way negatively effect another players position, while playing as Schleembo in Mario Kart.

1.

Mando: Ay bro how was your fight with Alex?
Jacob: He was weak, I completely schleem'd him.

2.
Mando (Mandopad343): Who tf just blue shelled me?
Jacob(Schleembo): *laughing maniacally* GET SCHLEEM'D!!

by H0m3Wr3k3r July 30, 2018

Schleem

Whale semen

He Aiden I just chugged half a gallon of schleem in 45 seconds !

by Schleem Machine October 23, 2018

schleem

a material used for smoothing out dinglebop, in the plumbus production process.

schleem-smoothing technology was an important step in the history of modern plumbotronics industry.

by yeah buddy 2020 May 25, 2020