A type of faerie which tends to hover near large industrial rolls of bubble wrap, furiously beating its wings in the hope that someone or some thing will approach and slowly wrap the faerie in bubble wrap while whispering sweet nothings into its ears.
You: "Brandon what the hell is that noise? It sounds like a chicken being tickled to death by a sawzall"
Brandon: "It's that damn schleem again, Uline sent us too much bubble wrap and we couldn't fit it all in the safe"
Brandon: "It's that damn schleem again, Uline sent us too much bubble wrap and we couldn't fit it all in the safe"
by plandemic_hoax August 06, 2020
can be used as an adjective, verb, noun, etc.. meaning gross, sketchy, sick, cheezel, oddity, creepy, jorts ; it can mean a lot of things but you dont want to be called a schleem. originated from the word schlerm.
by livinitlaur August 05, 2008
by GinRummy27 February 24, 2022
by Entelechy April 22, 2022
This word will often appear in past-tense, i.e. Schleem'd
1. The act of completely and utterly destroying or laying a waste to a something, usually a person.
2. To overtake, or in any way negatively effect another players position, while playing as Schleembo in Mario Kart.
1. The act of completely and utterly destroying or laying a waste to a something, usually a person.
2. To overtake, or in any way negatively effect another players position, while playing as Schleembo in Mario Kart.
1.
Mando: Ay bro how was your fight with Alex?
Jacob: He was weak, I completely schleem'd him.
2.
Mando (Mandopad343): Who tf just blue shelled me?
Jacob(Schleembo): *laughing maniacally* GET SCHLEEM'D!!
Mando: Ay bro how was your fight with Alex?
Jacob: He was weak, I completely schleem'd him.
2.
Mando (Mandopad343): Who tf just blue shelled me?
Jacob(Schleembo): *laughing maniacally* GET SCHLEEM'D!!
by H0m3Wr3k3r July 30, 2018
by Schleem Machine October 23, 2018
by yeah buddy 2020 May 25, 2020