Schirtz or Schirtzy is a man who will take 15% for doing nothing. Usually followed by asking for help or avoiding the ticket queue.
by superITman February 9, 2022
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A kickass song by Motionless In White, shares the same lyrics as .Com Pt. II on their new album Creatures. They are a screamo band that most likely has a wide fanbase of emo and goth people or scenesters:) If you like bands such as Alesana, The Word Alive, Asking Alexandria, or ISMFOF, chances are that you'll enjoy Motionless in White
by alesanaluvr January 23, 2011
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Friend 2: 'Yeah, that motherfucker was schitzing out!'
Friend 2: 'Yeah, that motherfucker was schitzing out!'
by Angela83 April 19, 2009
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The coolest breed of elite humans, white with brown hair, usually hairy when male, big balls, often fart very frequently
Often quite intelectual, although they may not show it often.
The coolest breed of elite humans, white with brown hair, usually hairy when male, big balls, often fart very frequently
Often quite intelectual, although they may not show it often.
Dude, that fart was a schiltz
I bet hitler wished he could be a schiltz
dude, you trynna grow a schiltz beard?
I bet hitler wished he could be a schiltz
dude, you trynna grow a schiltz beard?
by Schiltz, Andrew January 13, 2009
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by 69hysteria87 October 10, 2019
Get the schitzoskunk mug.A shortened version of the word schizophrenic, but the person isn’t actually schizophrenic. Meaning you hear voices that aren’t actually there/ there are voices in your head without a disorder.
by Emma and Charlotte August 28, 2019
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