schirtz 

Schirtz or Schirtzy is a man who will take 15% for doing nothing. Usually followed by asking for help or avoiding the ticket queue.

Schirtzy called me asking to do his work again. Now I owe HIM $25

schirtz by superITman February 9, 2022

schitzach

Term of endearment for the most pulchritudinous of the female gender, often exhibiting a highly developed acumen for perspicacity of self and fellow humans, while maintaining an air of self-abnegation of all pretentiousness. .

Ashley is one of those mythological Schitzach’s that many claim to exist, but few ever meet.

schitzach by Phuquetard October 24, 2019

Schitzophrenicannibalisticsexfest.com 

A kickass song by Motionless In White, shares the same lyrics as .Com Pt. II on their new album Creatures. They are a screamo band that most likely has a wide fanbase of emo and goth people or scenesters:) If you like bands such as Alesana, The Word Alive, Asking Alexandria, or ISMFOF, chances are that you'll enjoy Motionless in White

Do you know the song .Com Pt. II?
Nope but i do know Schitzophrenicannibalisticsexfest.com

Schitzophrenicannibalisticsexfest.com by alesanaluvr January 23, 2011

Schitzing 

When one acts in a rageful, unpredictable manner.

Friend 1: 'Did you see his face, he was furious!'

Friend 2: 'Yeah, that motherfucker was schitzing out!'

Schitzing by Angela83 April 19, 2009

schiltz

A Last name, often confused with shitz or schlitz, like the beer.
The coolest breed of elite humans, white with brown hair, usually hairy when male, big balls, often fart very frequently
Often quite intelectual, although they may not show it often.

Dude, that fart was a schiltz
I bet hitler wished he could be a schiltz
dude, you trynna grow a schiltz beard?

schiltz by Schiltz, Andrew January 13, 2009

schitzoskunk

Schitzoskunk is someone that is so schitzo that they believe they have little people living all over their body so the refuse to bathe or shower, and enough time has gone by that they smell as bad as a skunk, and their smell lingers wherever they've been.

OMG, what's that stench? That girl is definitely going through a schitzoskunk episode.

schitzoskunk by 69hysteria87 October 10, 2019

Schitzo 

A shortened version of the word schizophrenic, but the person isn’t actually schizophrenic. Meaning you hear voices that aren’t actually there/ there are voices in your head without a disorder.

Person 1: did someone just say my name?

Person 2: no you’re just a bit schitzo.

Schitzo by Emma and Charlotte August 28, 2019