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schiltz

A Last name, often confused with shitz or schlitz, like the beer.
The coolest breed of elite humans, white with brown hair, usually hairy when male, big balls, often fart very frequently
Often quite intelectual, although they may not show it often.
Dude, that fart was a schiltz
I bet hitler wished he could be a schiltz
dude, you trynna grow a schiltz beard?
by Schiltz, Andrew January 13, 2009
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howard schultz

The current CEO of Starbucks and also the asshole who sold the Seattle Supersonics to someone from Oaklahoma City.
Man: Did you here about Howard Schultz, he sold the Sonics and they moved them to Oaklahoma City

Man 2: Great, that asshole just robbed my kids childhood of basketball in the North West.
by Diiesel August 22, 2011
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Donald Schultz

Host of Wild Recon. "He travels the world tracking down rare, deadly animals. Herpetologist, animal expert, and adrenaline junkie." Cutting edge research labs call on him to retrieve biological samples. This isn't a stunt, it's his job!
Donald Schultz. He's White Noise! Boom!

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schlitzkrieg

n.; A focused assault on the night's beers.

A whirlwind drinking binge.

Assumed to be a play on 'blitzkrieg' (meaning 'lightning attack', the term for the WWII German panzer warfare characterized by quick movement, capturing enormous areas of land, and brute force.
"TGIF-- time for a schlitzkrieg."
by Speckled Hand (Goodman Jones) September 1, 2004
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schlitz shits

The disgusting shit you get the morning after drinking a lot of cheap beer. It can be identified by the way it comes out all soft and mushy. It may feel like diarrhea but it usually appears like normal shit. Also, you'll need a couple hundred feet of toilet paper.
Whoever had the schlitz shits in the second floor bathroom needs to plunge the toilet NOW.
by Phil Cornholes May 14, 2008
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Beer schlitz

The uncontrollable diarrhea one gets from consuming large amounts of schlitz beer
Dude, don't go in the bathroom for awhile. I had the massive beer schlitz.
by Milwaukeelover January 16, 2011
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