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schiprett 

God Damn Savage, Gets all the Pussy in the world.

In 18th century B.C. Schiprett was the pussy stayer of Charlestown
"Oh Schiprett can really give that good dick"

"Schiprett can fuck me any day of the week"
schiprett by FleeGodASFNiggro January 23, 2017
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schiznett 

kinda like, realy cool; a polite way of saying shit
Holy schiznett, that was awsome!
schiznett by Kapu37 November 9, 2006

Jannie Schippert 

A Jannie Schippert is a girl who is otherwise known as a "hoe extrordinaire. Jannie Schippert's sleep around with anything with a pulse. Yes that means animals. A Jannie Schippert may not know what they are untill told, and may remain in denial for months. If you find one don't turnher over to counsleing, find the closest pimp to get her to work.
Guy #1: Dang! I heard that girl slept with Greag and Darnell last night.

Guy #2: Yea, yea, I also heard she slept with Darnell's gerbil.

Guy #1: She's definitely a Jannie Schippert!
Jannie Schippert by BigBlackBro April 30, 2009

schibetta 

to be raped in jail by a large black inmate, usually named adebisi.

from the hit hbo original series, Oz.
Overweight Tyrone, after being released from prison, proclaimed to a rival gang member, "I'm going to Schibetta you tonight while you are sleeping" after watching an episode of Oz.
schibetta by Ryan O'Reilly November 19, 2007

Lennon Schibetta 

Libby: Omg look at that person! They’re totally a Lennon Schibetta

Shopretty 

One who is only pretty once photoshopped. See facebook pictures vs real life for obvious examples.
Person 1- Wow, she was a lot prettier online.
Person 2- Damn Shopretty girls.
Shopretty by squarebot August 26, 2011

Schizorettes 

Loud obscenity with out bursts from a Schizophrenic person with torettes violently yells at passing traffic on the street.
"She's gone schizorettes again!" - Dr. Doctor
Schizorettes by Absqaushilate September 28, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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