An absolutely flawless babe. She's got the power to prossess her ridiculously good looks into your heart and make you fall in love instantly. Has a unbelivable athletic ability, that no one can over do, and has the mind of a tiger! Be sure to watch out, she uses her talents in unpredictable ways, and can bring any guy to his feet!!

Woah, it's Shelbie!! (Shel-be-hot)

Guy#1: "Ohh dude, look at that Shelbie chick, she's sexy!"
Guy#2: " I know, and she's about to be mine!"

Shelbie by Shelbo12 April 23, 2014

Pulling a shelbie

when someone does something so stupid that you literally dont know how to react

thinking that 9 to 4 jobs is 8 hours work this is pulling a shelbie

Pulling a shelbie by yeet master clout lord gang sh November 19, 2019

shelbie and ethan

Shelbie and Ethan the cutest couple in the world, shelbie with her rocking ass,long brown hair ,Ethan with his amazing smile , long brown hair.

Guy 1 "Damn is that Shelbie and Ethan?"
Guy 2 "Yeah I think it is look at that rocking ass"

shelbie and ethan by Ree69420 February 6, 2019

shelbie

a girl named shelbichuu on myspace

hey look it's shelbie, you know, shelbichuu!

shelbie by poopooheadchuu December 25, 2007

schelbekur

Shell-bë-ker (Eponym)
Not to be confused with Schelbuker

Definition: A German grown ass man who smokes in a public bathroom, most likely at your local high school

Ben: Yo Billy there's a Schelbekur in that bathroom *cough cough*
William: Oh shucks call them authorities!

schelbekur by Anonymous12334455 November 12, 2019

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026