schaus 

The act of fucking shit up, all day everyday. If one is schausing, he is in a state that another cannot stop.

The Florida State Seminoles of 2013 were Schausing, from week 1 all the way to January 6th.

schaus by Gilbert grape January 23, 2014

Schaubism 

noun

1. A system of idiotic ideas and ideals created by former UFC fighter and now "comedian" Brendan Schaub. It is not clear but these ideas are presumed to be a result of CTE.

2. Something Brendan Schaub says often that doesn't my any sense, yet he continues to say it.

3. Something 100% false that Brendan Schaub thinks is true.

verb

1. Pronouncing a word/phrase/colloquialism VERY incorrectly.

2. Confusing two things with each other

Schaubism is not to be confused with a tito-ortizism.

Schaubisms:

"Not the smartest tool in the shed"

"War of nutrition"

"Fly up the radar"

"Throwing someone under the boat"

"Margaret Robert" - (Margot Robbie)

"Wiz Kalifee"

"Royals Royce"

"Thurrapy"

"Cheeto Fingers"

ETC

Schaubism by wateryPanda June 20, 2020

scause 

Scause, a portmanteau of sleeve and cause.

A scause is a plastic wristband that you wear on your paws, and you want others to wear yours upon thar's.

"In the modern age there are those who believe
That a cause is a thing to be worn on one's sleeve
And so we sell a cause, it's called a scause
And wearing a scause gets you lots of applause
We start with some plastic which is sherped by our sherpas
Then dip it in colors that show off your purpose
There are green scauses for recycling, blue scauses for kitties,
And pink scauses that focus on nothing but titties
Do you have abortion? Ah, then a white scause is for you
Why not champion your scause with some sparkles and glue?
We make scauses for this, we make scauses for that
Why, there's even a scause for just being fat
What's the matter? Can't think of a scause?
How about raising awareness for the hairs in your schnoz?
Let's just think of the thing that you care about most
Then let's make it orange like marmalade toast
And now I'd like to say thank you for your coming down
I'm off to go sell these in your little town"

scause by natalie portmanteaux July 1, 2021

Schuss in Boots 

Someone who purports to engage in snow sports such as skiing or snowboarding but who instead spends most of their time in mountain bars.

She'll never make it down that run by lunch time, there are 3 bars on it and she's totally Schuss in Boots.

Is Nicky skiing today, she was earlier but now she's Schuss in Boots.

Schuss in Boots by Baggsy January 24, 2012

Scause 

From the show "South Park"

A plastic bracelet or wristband that is used as a symbol of a cause or organization, usually purchased for a few dollars.

I got my new brown scause in support of the STANground foundation.

Scause by WWJDHGH November 2, 2012

Schaumburg High School 

A school that will make you want to slam your fucking face into a brick wall, so you will be able to comprehend the autism that comes out of the teachers mouths. And if you dont do it yourself, than there are enough fights to the point that someone will do it for you.

I wish that Schaumburg High School would burn down in the California fires, but it is in Illinois.

Schaumburg High School by I say it so you dont have to November 30, 2018

scrauso 

In Italian, it means something crummy, sleazy, ugly in a general sense and bothersome. Something that doesn't rouse or stimulate pleasure, generally referred to situations or places rather than people.

Questo posto è proprio scrauso!!

This place is really scrauso!!

scrauso by Daiv Safari March 25, 2008