schaff 

a badass last name known as ass kicker

damn she must be a schaff

schaff by balller096 December 11, 2016

Schaff 

To give a woman a good fucking.

Used by Artie Piscano during the grocery store back room scene of Casino.

PISCANO: I was out there with my cumma.
BORELLI: Your cumma? What are you doin' with your cumma?
PISCANO: What else? I gave her a schaff.

Schaff by alittlechop December 23, 2021

schaff logic

that which is 100% contradictory to actual truth or logic/ can be used by religiues figures such as brother.

that was schaff logic when she said the word hello had 46 letters in it

schaff logic by JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! May 20, 2007

schaff logic

logic that is contradictory to actual logic, can be used by religious figures

hello-there are 42 letters in that word- is schaff logic

schaff logic by JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! May 20, 2007

half-schaff 

The process of acquiring a semi-erect penis resulting from no sexual stimulus

Josh Schaffner had a half-schaff when he saw the butterfly.

half-schaff by Fleshy Man-bridge January 14, 2006

Ali Melissa Schaff 

This girl is a music sensation. Crossed between a mix of Hayley Williams and Taylor Swift. She has hits such as "You Are Here," "Alibis," "The Line," "Disarray," and "Keeping Secrets," as well as many more. She is played on the radio. She is gorgeous and extremely talented at singing, playing guitar, and writing songs. She is a star and my idol.

If you like alternative music, you will love Ali Melissa Schaff.

Ali Melissa Schaff by MusicLoverXOX May 29, 2014

sclaff 

When your dick and/or balls touch the toilet bowl or water.

"Babe, why do your balls smell like ass?"
"I just took a shit and sclaffed them in the toilet"

sclaff by MxLongDong March 24, 2023