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A really weird, creepy man who has always one or two stray hairs, hates people with the initials... well, whatever, and eats people. Freak. A man who is really forty-nine but looks like he’s freaking eighty five. Typically from Indonesia. Also a gay dude, incase you didn't know (= He freaks the shit out of a ton of people.
"When is your birthday, Mr. Schaffer?"
"I dunno. I forgot."
by mmkaas915 March 11, 2009
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Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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When a male's scrotum becomes chaffed and sore.
Ran five miles today, total Schaffer on my balls!
by bellamy November 12, 2013
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