The name for the condition you find yourself in when you have imminent blowout diarrhea and are in the last steps of a hurried dash to the nearest toilet.

I totally had the Mexican meat sweats yesterday and blew up the bathroom at Guitar Center."

Mexican meat sweats by carlmarks January 3, 2015

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Scatsicle

is closely related to a Fudgsicle, but has no fudge in it! It is made from ones poop and then frozen to a stick....

Dick: 'Wow this Fudgsicle taste like shit!"
Richard: "That's no Fudgsicle, its a Scatsicle..."

Scatsicle by jew jappy February 26, 2013

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dress sweats

A good pair of sweatpants. A pair that you might consider wearing in public.

I had to run to the gas station down the road, so I put on my dress sweats and headed out.

dress sweats by Jazzual January 22, 2013

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Earl Sweatshirt

a sad ass nigga that makes rap songs

Earl Sweatshirt is the best rapper from ex-Odd Future

Earl Sweatshirt by KingKenjii April 18, 2019

mouth sweats

when your mouth produces large amounts of saliva before you vomit.

'I'm seriously going to spew Bertha, pull over the car, I'm getting mouth sweats'

AKA: wet mouth

mouth sweats by JJJJaydeeee April 25, 2007

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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