scaxes 

Scaxes was a pandemic occurring in the British Isles during the Dark Ages. Originally thought to have been introduced to medieval society through vermin, the disease ultimately proliferated through prostitutes performing "shinshe shinshe". Symptoms included large welt-like pustules often swelling up to 2" in diameter before bursting. The resulting release of fluid often drowned the effected in their sleep.

I'm afraid to be the bearer of bad news, but it appears that <medieval person /> has succumbed to scaxes.

scaxes by Nigel Bransford January 24, 2011

scameshwari

Female version of a scam

A boy is a scam and a girl is a scameshwari

scameshwari by Scameshwar April 11, 2020

Mermaid Scales 

Shiny, flaky (crusty) dried up spunk residue left over on clothing apparel after fully clothed sex and or masturbation.

Brandon went over to his parents house for dinner after having sex in the car with his lady. Upon entering the home, not only did his smile give him away, but so did the mermaid scales located in the groin of his pants.

Marc: "Damn dude whats that on your pants?"

Brandon: "Aww shit" (trying to scratch off the scales to avoid embrassement) "Fucking mermaid scales!"

Mermaid Scales by Toot n' Turd July 25, 2012

scalesy 

A BEAST of a man!

He is a nordic god assembled in ikea by druggies so high that they are not on earth. He was born the same time as jeasus and they are best mates. He once was served peanut butter wich made his hair turn into a majestic mushroom. Scalesy has more power than shaggy at 100%.

He is the TRUE ruler of this universe!

scalesy: Exsists
you: Oi scalesy, im your biggest fan

scalesy by Oi Scalesy im your biggest fan October 20, 2020

scales dodger 

A person (usually obese) avoiding concrete evidence they have put on more weight.

In the space of five years, Randy went from an 11 stone fitness fanatic to a 19 stone bloater, a hardened scales dodger, constantly blaming his washing machine for shrinking his clothes.

scales dodger by xoorox September 15, 2010

scalesy 

Drug lord sells weed for a fiver he is worlds biggest drugger and will karate chop u if u try to steal his crack...
and he addores children called connor. connor is his little crack minion

Oi scalesy u crack feind

scalesy by scoliossis September 20, 2020

scates 

A word used when a person wants to kill themselves or when suggesting someone else should kill themselves, preferably by hanging. Can be used in many contexts. It can also be seen as sc8z, sc8, skates, sk8, sk8z.

Friend 1: I've got a 2000 word assignment due tomorrow and I haven't started
Friend 2: SCATES!!!

Friend 1: I had a 14 killsteak in HoN and died, think in gonna scates.
Friend 2: unlucky, massive sc8z

scates by I-AM-HON April 30, 2011