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The act of spraying an enemy with your diarrheatic chucky excrement. The consistency must be semi-liquid with hard food particles, preferably corn.
I was approached by a mugger last night, so I dropped trow and sprayed him with scatnel

The cockrach behind my toilet had no escape from the furious scatnel after a night of taco bell
scatnel by Snurdler April 19, 2017
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scannelled 

a confrontation with a scannel or scannel like person, usualy resulting in the person accused being excom'd (AKA excomunicated)

usualy the person who is accused has actualy done nothing at all, but is just picked out randomly.
(5 minutes left in class, watching the end to a booring movie)
scannel: hunter go sit over there, thats your new home.
(hunter has no clue whats going on)
steve: OOOOO you just got scanneled!!!!
scannelled by hunter February 9, 2005

Matthew Scannell 

An Excellent singer and a member of the band "Vertical Horizon"

A famous song of his is "everything you want"

and a message to the first guy who added a definition of him, if i ever find out who you are i'll tear out your fucking lips you pathetic prat. you obviously couldn't tell a good singer if one came up and bit you in the ass.
Me: Hey Matt, you rock dude!
Matthew: Thanks Mate.
Me: I hunted down your haters for you!
Matthew: Uhh... Thanks mate, I think.
Matthew Scannell by L'Ranne June 24, 2006

scannelled 

to be owned, to be owned in particular anyone with the name scannell, a very unpleasant confrontation with a scannell in which you are owned
Jon: pound it Steve
(Jon and Steve pound it)
Scannell: Hunter stop fighting!
Hunter: What?
Steve: You've just been scannelled
scannelled by Steve February 8, 2005
The particles of poo that fly from the butt during an explosive release.
"You got shatnel all over the wall"
shatnel by Criscoh88 January 17, 2008

Scannell 

A skinny chick-fil-a loving women that wears sweaters and drives like a maniac
Scannell is Irish
Scannell by Jakeolicious September 20, 2016

scannelled 

To be shut down or "served" in a confrontation; especially one with the confrontee getting unreasonably excommunicated and laughed at.
Devon- Ben, Fender MADE Squier!

Ben- Haha, Devon, you are so funny and much cooler than me.

Devon- Ya, I know. You're pretty uncool.

The Hunter- Your silence would be greatly appreciated.

Scannell- Excuse me, Hunter?

((cue wrath))
Scannell- Please move past the furious dragons and over the hot coals to your new home.

The Hunter- Again?
scannelled by Devon February 27, 2005
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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