scannel

the tip of a penis

Ben doesn't have a scannel

by Glad_Lad911 November 6, 2015

Mother Riley scanner attack

Used to describe a person who's head regularly explodes in anger whilst posting on a forum.

"Steve's just had another Mother Riley scanner attack. That can't be doing his blood pressure much good!"

by Terence Dactyl July 6, 2014

Shannel

The act of being perfect, most awesome person you'll ever meet who is beast in everything. She is unique, athletic, and beautiful, and one of the coolest chicks you’ll ever know. She is normally petite and brunette with fair soft skin. Her personality is strangely odd yet seductively alluring. Every guy WANTS to get with a Shannel. She’s a girl of considerable beauty who appears to take pleasure from teasing males. Shannel’s bodies are sacred and getting one in bed is not easy, but when they decide to give someone their love, they are by far the best.

They usually give you full attention & have an intense stare that can be intimidating, but the are so sweet there is no need to be intimidated…sometimes. Most Shannel’s have participated in some dance, like ballet to show their class, grace, poise and elegance. They are loyal. If you have ever wronged a Shannel you should be eternally ashamed of yourself. If you piss off a Shannel she is more likely to make your life such an utter shit of hell for a VERY LONG TIME than forgive you any time soon. Once you have a Shannel, you’ll never be bored.

Person 1:damn I want shannel to be my girlfriend

Person 2:I heard she likes to tease

by Probably the tea September 7, 2018

Swannella

When someone is denying that they are gay for someone close to them, and calls you a plant in his/hers defense although they have dated someone, who sexualized as a plant before.

I had an argument with a Swannella last week, he was quite arrogant.

by McDogenld June 1, 2016

Scanner Hound

Someone who lives vicariously through listening to police and/or fire scanners. Generally someone who has an uninteresting life of their own, or flat out nothing better to do. Some say it's a disease caused by people who only wish they could be a Firefighter, EMT, Paramedic, Sheriff's Deputy or Police Officer...we may never know! A few scanner hounds have taken to the extreme and created Facebook pages/Twitter Feeds to inform the public each time something happens on the scanner. Another extreme, scanner hounds that turn into Ambulance Chasers, so they can get a first hand glance at the 'action'.

If someone you know is suffering from being a Scanner Hound, simply slap them in the face and tell them to get a life!

That guy is a hard core scanner hound, he walks around with his scanner on, his phone, and iPad listening to 3 different stations at once!

by The 1 Ur Mama Warned U About August 11, 2014

Scanner Dan

Slightly neurotic, greasy, larger homeless man that frequents State Street on a regular basis, who also supports the UW Greek System and LOOOVES the GAmma Phi ladies. Must ride a bicycle with a police scanner attatched to his hip. Hence the name, Scanner.

Scanner Dan, also look for Piccolo Man in bright orange suit located outside the bookstore playing his piccolo. Also, look for Shim Saxophone player up near the capitol or outside Statesider playing Pink Panther till the weeeee hours of the morning.

by Bass Mouth September 19, 2003

Radio Scanner

a radio receiver that can quickly switch between two or more channels (today's scanners usally have more then 500 channels) and then stop when the frequency is active. Used by criminals and radio operators to listent to pretty much everything from the police officer asking his buddy to get him more doughnuts and your cordless phone.

"yeah man, i just got a hit on the scanner, the cops are after some black guy"

by IrishRepublicanArmy October 13, 2003