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tauro-scatology
Tauro-scatology alert! The Presidential debates are being aired tonight and we're in for such dreck as "The Audacity of Hope."
tauro-scatology by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head December 9, 2007
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scatological
of or pertaining to the study, discussion or orientation of all things fecal. The science of fecal situations or orientations if you will.
scatological by gabriel cano May 3, 2005
Scatologist
Emily: So what do you do for a living?
Dr. Conway: I'm a scatologist.
Emily: What?!?
Dr. Conway: Yes...I study the chemical compounds embedded in fecal matter.
Emily: Ewwww!
Dr. Conway: It's a pretty shitty job.
Dr. Conway: I'm a scatologist.
Emily: What?!?
Dr. Conway: Yes...I study the chemical compounds embedded in fecal matter.
Emily: Ewwww!
Dr. Conway: It's a pretty shitty job.
Scatologist by Dancing with Fire March 19, 2013
Bovine Scatologist
A more proper term to describe a professional bullshitter. One who brags constantly and unnecessarily. "Bovine" referring to cattle (i.e. Bull), and "Scatologist" (one who analyzes excrement).
Bill: "What this I hear about you and Tom getting it on last night?"
Mary: "Don't believe everything Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."
Bill: "Now you wouldn't be accusing good ol' Tom of being a bullshitter, would you?"
Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."
Mary: "Don't believe everything Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."
Bill: "Now you wouldn't be accusing good ol' Tom of being a bullshitter, would you?"
Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."
Bovine Scatologist by canoncocker May 10, 2006
bovine scatology
Another word for bullshit
The idea that nobody but Alex Jones knew that muslim terrorists were planning to fly jumbo-jets into the World trade Center is absolute bovine scatology.
bovine scatology by Jolly Roger March 22, 2004
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