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scaring the hoes away 

striking fear into the hoes hearts with the abnormal actions
elias, you can’t play MF DOOM on the aux you’re scaring the hoes away
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scalping 

Purchasing large quantities of goods (usually tickets) early with the sole intention of re-selling them at a higher price at a later date (closer to the event).

(Thanks to ~Sunigirl~ for the original entry!)
Mike Damone: Busted for scalping Ozzy Osbourne tickets. Now working at 7-11 .

(from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High")
scalping by anna_k March 22, 2005

scraping wallpaper 

A term used as a replacement to "masturbation". Used to keep others in the dark.
Nancy: "So what did you do last night?"
Bob: "I was scraping wallpaper"
Nancy: "O yeah? Where?"
Bob: "In my room"

scarfing 

Tying a scarf or other piece of material around the neck during masturbation to abstruct blood flow to the head, and increase the pleasure at climax.
Brian: If I want to experience the joys of scarfing, what the hell business is it of yours?!
Michael: It's my business cause I'm the one that will get the call from the the god damn cleaning lady who finds you hanging from the rafters with a fucking boner!
scarfing by cuethepulsetobegin June 21, 2007

scaring the hoes 

1. slang in the music community. this phrase is usually referred when someone plays music that is not appealing or "mainstream" in a sense.

2. the new JPEGMAFIA and Danny Brown album that does what its name suggests: scaring the hoes.
+ "yo dawg pass the aux cord"
- "you better not play weird ass shit that ends up scaring the hoes"
+ *puts death grips on*
- "you ain't ever getting the aux cord again
scaring the hoes by AquaNeutral March 31, 2023

Scraping the glue 

The act of scraping crusty semen off the underside of a desk belonging to a former co-worker whose constant masturbation got them fired.
Margot watched in horror as Mike started scraping the glue from Jason’s old desk.