scale dick

When a womans vaginal secretions dry on a man's dick, giving it a flakey, scaley appearance

Man, stay away from her, she will give you a bad case of {scale dick!)

by Trapper McAlpine August 7, 2009

The National Dick Scale

The scale used to measure the size of a male's family jewels. 1 being the smallest, 7 being the largest.

1. ween
2. peen
3. weiner

4. penis
5. dick

6. cock
7. schlong

"How would you rate John on the National Dick Scale?"

"He falls somewhere between a ween and a peen."

by tnayrb January 25, 2015

dick-ter scale

Just like the Richter scale that measures the magnitude of earthquakes, this refers to how much a guy has rocked your world.

It could also mean how big of a surprise or disappointment his dick is in size.

So , Sally, how was your date last night with John?
OMG! He knows how to work it! He was so a 8.5 on the dick-ter scale.

Let me tell you, John may not have an ass, but he makes up for it in the front. He is at least a 9.5 on the dick-ter scale.

Oh yeah, I had a one night stand with that guy. From what I remember, it wasn't worth it. He was like a 2.0 on the dick-ter scale.

Did you see that bulge in that guys pants? Looks like he could cause some serious damage with thing. He must be like a 8.5 on the dick-ter scale.

by Delta Divas June 27, 2011

stale dick

Dried out penis that has not been in use for an extended period of time.

Damn, I wish I had a girlfriend. I've had stale dick for months now.

by BigDicktionary March 10, 2015

Stale Dick

A dick that’s not fresh. One you don’t want to eat.

Don’t whip out a stale dick and expect me to suck it.

by Sammycole March 4, 2020

dicktor scale

a scale used to rate the hotness of women. The scale ranges from 1 to 10. 1 being the lowest most fugly bitch ever seen and 10 being the hottest slut ever. The scale is not uniform and therefore can be used to fit everyone's individual life style. What you may think is a 10 may not be another individual's 10.

Jeff: "Hey JR, I just saw met the new chick at work... man, she is a 8.5 on the dicktor scale... I wanna fuck the shit out of that cum guzzling slut"

by Jerome Cocksmith aka JR August 24, 2009

Dickter Scale

A simple scale used to rate sexual encounters with men. It is comprised of the man's initials, and two numbers on a scale of one to ten. The first is size (not necessarily inches), and the second is a rating of the experience.

J.H.: 9/10
An example of a dickter scale entry

by Augustine205 October 6, 2017