Definitions by Youwantdrpinn

Snapping turtle bite mark

When you're fucking a girl in the ass and your dick hits a sharp, dry turd (the "snapping turtle"), and it is sharp enough to leave a cut on your dick. The resulting cut mark is known as a "snapping turtle bite mark".

Guy1: the other day I was fucking Molly and when I pulled out I saw some snapping turtle bite marks on the head of my cock!
Guy2: oh fuck!
Guy1: yeah Molly needs to drink more water

Snapping turtle bite mark by Youwantdrpinn May 24, 2026

Art scaffolding

A pencil sketch that one draws over in pen, paints over in paint, or sprays over with airbrush. It is used as a "support" when making the final product, much like scaffolding in construction.

I didn't wait for the ink to dry before I erased the art scaffolding in my drawing, and now there are streaks everywhere. Damn it.

Art scaffolding by Youwantdrpinn April 26, 2026

Baptizing the baby

When you take a shit in a baptismal font full of holy water in a church, thus "baptizing" your turd-baby.

last night I snuck into a church but I got caught baptizing the baby. Needless to say I was escorted out.

Baptizing the baby by Youwantdrpinn February 28, 2026

Head of turds

The head of a white person bearing dreadlocks. So named because of how dreadlocks, when worn by a white person, tend to look more like turds coming out of their skull. Not too uncommon in small mountain towns in Colorado.

Johnny's got a whole head of turds now. He should never have gone on that retreat in nepal.

Head of turds by Youwantdrpinn February 23, 2026

Pinch point

The pointed, tapered end of a turd, usually the end that came out of one's asshole last and was thus pinched by the sphincter, forming a more tipped end

Some idiot forgot to flush their turd, the pinch point was pointing right at me when I entered the bathroom!

Pinch point by Youwantdrpinn February 22, 2026