Youwantdrpinn's definitions

Baptizing the baby

When you take a shit in a baptismal font full of holy water in a church, thus "baptizing" your turd-baby.

last night I snuck into a church but I got caught baptizing the baby. Needless to say I was escorted out.

by Youwantdrpinn February 28, 2026

Baby shower

When someone takes a massive shit and is proud enough that they gather multiple people to see, the gathering is known as a baby shower. Common gifts include a Chipotle gift card, laxatives, and toilet paper.

The other day Rick called us all into the bathroom for a baby shower. His turd was as big as a pringles can!

by Youwantdrpinn February 28, 2026

Head of turds

The head of a white person bearing dreadlocks. So named because of how dreadlocks, when worn by a white person, tend to look more like turds coming out of their skull. Not too uncommon in small mountain towns in Colorado.

Johnny's got a whole head of turds now. He should never have gone on that retreat in nepal.

by Youwantdrpinn February 23, 2026

Pinch point

The pointed, tapered end of a turd, usually the end that came out of one's asshole last and was thus pinched by the sphincter, forming a more tipped end

Some idiot forgot to flush their turd, the pinch point was pointing right at me when I entered the bathroom!

by Youwantdrpinn February 22, 2026