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save your shave

When you need to shave, but decide not to because of an important event coming up. Saving your shave is done to eliminate any irritation you would receive from shaving too often.
Guy1: Dude you haven't shaved for like a week, you need to get on that.

Guy2: Yeah I know, I'm about to.

Guy1: On second thought, you should save your shave for when your girlfriend comes this weekend!

Guy2: Oh good idea, I wouldn't want razor burn while she's here
by Scooter5465 April 6, 2010
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Save Your Legs

Save Your Legs is an Australian feature film currently in production and due for general release in early 2013

Plot:
For Edward 'Teddy' Brown, it's not just the end of Summer; it's the end of an era.

In a desperate bid to wind back the clock and cling to his childhood dreams, Teddy leads his two best mates and their cowboy cricket club on an audacious tour of India, winning friends but losing matches all the way.

Save Your Legs! is a wild rickshaw ride from the suburbs to the Subcontinent, where stumps fly, friendships fray and mates learn that the biggest shots in life are played off the field.
Person A: Oi mate did you catch the new movie "Save Your Legs" last night?
Person B: Aw Yeah! Bloody hilarious mate
by paymejamie January 14, 2013
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to save your Obamatanic

related to, but different from, to save your sinking Titanic:

a) to be concerned, at any and all costs, about your own political legacy when you leave political office, even if said legacy may be a negative one

b) to save your political legacy before saving the decadent morality of your own political party
if you're Barack Obama, G-d may only know how to even try to save your Obamatanic, both definitions a) and b) in the aftermath of the 2016 presidential election
by Sexydimma December 11, 2016
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Save your Breath

To refrain from a futile effort.

In other words,
Its useless to explain something to someone when there will be no outcome of it.
Man: Yo lady, wanna suck me off on my sharp image?

Lady: Save your breath Loser, I have already got a boyfriend!!
by Techie129England June 14, 2011
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Save your sweat

To not do something.
Save your sweat.You've done enough for today.
by BlackPohatu October 21, 2016
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to save your sinking Titanic

(verb):

to do anything and everything possible to save one's school/university semester that one is about to fail big time.
mother: George, you're failing your last year in high-school. Is there anything you can to save your sinking Titanic?

George: Lol. no. I think it's a little late to do anything about it now. I should have listened to you and partied less.
by Sexydimma October 29, 2012
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save your fork, there's pie

cautionary phrase uttered by women performing oral sex, telling the man not to cum yet, as she presently expects a fucking
She gives a great blowjob, but she's always like 'save your fork, there's pie.'
by Salty Skillz July 29, 2008
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