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sausage pizza 

Also known as a big sausage pizza; a quite amusing practical joke or concept for pornography in which a man arrives a house with a pizza delivery. Upon opening the box, it is apparent that the box and pizza have had a hole cut in it and the man's penis has been put through it. Much similar to the Justin Timberlake/SNL digital short dick in a box concept.
I went over to Jemma's house to deliver a sausage pizza. She ate it all and smacked her lips.
sausage pizza by MrKoi May 31, 2007
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big sausage pizza 

When a man asks a woman if she would like a pizza with extra sausage, but to her suprise when she opens the pizza the mans penis is poking through the warm cheese.
"Did someone order a big sausage pizza?"
big sausage pizza by j3wsus September 12, 2005

Big Sausage Pizza 

A type of pizza with a hole in the middle in which one inserts their penis then posing as a pizza delivery boy makes an unsuspecting female pizza fanatic perform sexual acts on the delivery boy whilst still sporting a pizza around his probably burning falice.
The woman is usually spotted saying ,What, that's not a sausage, that's your dick!' Before hastily milking the penis in all fashions as if it was a very horny milk maid.
Danny decided to give his friend Brenda a Big Sausage Pizza , after he delivered his goods he left Brenda's household feeling like a new man.
Big Sausage Pizza by Britt_ain September 5, 2008

fling flong sausage pizza

fling flong sausage pizza, also known as F.F.S.P, is a fetish genre of porn. in the video you will find a pizza delivery guy ariving to the female customers house, with his dick coming out of the middle of the pizza. usualy the female porn star will pretend to be surprised and start sucking the so called "sausage pizza"....
jamal, where is my fling flong sausage pizza?..

Big sausage pizza 

A pizza with a hole cut in the middle of it for the insertion of a male penis.
I opened the door and Winterburger was standing there with a big sausage pizza.
Big sausage pizza by Joe Wint November 29, 2020

Big Sausage Pizza 

A pizza with a giant sausage on it, usually delivered to your home by a pizza delivery guy
Please can i have a big sausage pizza?
Big Sausage Pizza by Big Up Donkin August 18, 2017

Big sausage pizza 

Big sausage pizza blows mad Os
Big sausage pizza by Carl42069 September 25, 2019
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