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Floretta has dark black hair that reach to her back, and has brown eyes to match. When you first meet she's quiet at first, but as soon as she get's comfortable with you she's a loud horsey. She has fob feet and fob fingers but that's okay because her friends lover her anyway! She has a big bum and a very big forehead but not bigger than Teavaimone's ;)
Pershya: Is that a man?
Lourdes: No that's Floretta stupid
Teavaimone: DUMP TRUCKK!
Floretta: Did you call me a man?
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A very stubborn person but with a golden heart. If he is really interested in you, he will give you all. He knows how to standup for himself and defends others. True and honest at the cost of losing back. Great sense of humor. If you loose his trust you will be hardly be able to regain it, so work on it. He is a person who acts and weights words a lot.
Florestan is a topino
florestan by tigrotta November 21, 2021
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One of that kind of guy that you can really trust, don’t ever disappoint them because you’re gonna regret it. They’re good at giving some good advice and will also protect you at all cost. Funny, insicure but try to act like they are confident but that is just a mask, charming and very good at sex.
Person 1: Who is this guy?
Person 2: He’s Florestan, he’s very cute
florestan by tigrotta November 22, 2021
Florette is the most beautiful woman in France and everyone loves Florette. All men would love to have a relationship with Florette but Florette especially hates men because they are all fucking bitches
Florette is going to marry PLk
Florette by flo kb November 23, 2021
Short Flo. Florestan is the most kindest, helpful, beautiful and smart person I know. When you smoke a pot with Florestan I suggest you to watch with them some reels or tik tok you won’t regret it. When around him it’s always a party, he’s able to make you feel at home in every situation and won’t ever leave you alone. When he drives is a lot sporty, but don’t worry he will never put your life at risk unless you’re not important. He blasphemes a lot and gets piss down easily especially if he drives or you’re really dumb.
Florestan is a really good guy, will never find another one like him
florestan by tigrotta November 22, 2021
A guy with small pp, he is the definition of a simp. You dont wanna be hanging out with him.
Florestan is a name.
florestan by Shrinklypinky November 21, 2021
Florestan is a man Who date gaelle he is cool but badly have no allergy ( rlly sad )

He have a pretty cool style, he have à necklace with a tree, he wear often a checkered pants THATS IT
Ohh i want to kill florestan so bad !!
I sleep with florestan's girlfriends each night 🤩🤩
florestan by sigigirl37 November 23, 2021
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