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When a man asks a woman if she would like a pizza with extra sausage, but to her suprise when she opens the pizza the mans penis is poking through the warm cheese.
"Did someone order a big sausage pizza?"
by j3wsus September 01, 2005
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A type of pizza with a hole in the middle in which one inserts their penis then posing as a pizza delivery boy makes an unsuspecting female pizza fanatic perform sexual acts on the delivery boy whilst still sporting a pizza around his probably burning falice.
The woman is usually spotted saying ,What, that's not a sausage, that's your dick!' Before hastily milking the penis in all fashions as if it was a very horny milk maid.
Danny decided to give his friend Brenda a Big Sausage Pizza , after he delivered his goods he left Brenda's household feeling like a new man.
by Britt_ain July 09, 2006
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