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sucktastic 

Description of something that has achieved a new and ultimate level of sucking, such that there is almost something fantastic about it. Also see: craptacular, pukeriffic
Bobby: How did your school picture turn out?

Johnny: Sucktastic.

Bobby: That's 'cause you're an uggo.

Sacktastic. 

1) Something so incredibly nuts, that it can only be testicles.
2) Something contained in an extremely awesome sack. Ie; nuts, or balls.
Man, that flip was sacktastic!

This team is incredibly sacktastic.

Spicetastic

The spiritual experience that is had when consuming an excessively spicy or hot type of food. Usually accompanied by sweating and the sensation of burning.

Extra effect comes when a spicetastic event is followed later in the day by a dark ritual.
Justin: Me and Julie went out for our anniversary dinner last night to that new Indian on derp street.

James: No way, how was it?

Justin: The food was good, but I made the unfortunate mistake of having my dish vindaloo hot.

James: Sounds good.

Justin: It was spicetastic! I broke out into a heavy sweat and I was gasping for water for about an hour.

James: Damn dude, that sounds great.

Justin: Yeah!...... Oh god, I can feel a dark ritual coming on!

James: Awesome!

<the two high 5>
Spicetastic by sirjamestheawesome November 3, 2010

Sucktastic 

When something sucks so bad that it enters the realm of the fantastic.
Shit! My wallets gone.The fucking sucktastic.
Sucktastic by bonghole October 9, 2008

Sucktastical 

When a girl is giving you that good head
Dude did you know that Samantha gives some Sucktastical head?
Sucktastical by Cheezitz March 23, 2020

Satchtastic

adj. really gay; describes someone who can't hang.
josh is so satchtastic
Satchtastic by Josh Satchador March 3, 2008